Who shot Suge Knight?

Rap mogul Marion "Suge" Knight was shot early Sunday morning at a pre-MTV Video Music Awards party

Would Obama say Suge is his
would-be brother, without the
weight, the beard, the ears and bling.

on Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, TMZ and other news outlets are reporting.

He remains in intensive care after undergoing surgery at Cedars-Sinai Hospital, TMZ says.

Shots struck Death Row Records co-founder Knight, 49, at a nightclub party hosted by Chris Brown. Video posted at TMZ shows Knight getting into a police car after the shooting and the site says he was one of three victims.

*Rumor has it that Suge came out w/ his hands up and begged the police (disguised as Rapper Thugs) not to shoot. The police (disguised as Rapper Thugs) shot anyway. MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News' Chris Wallace are confirming the rumors, because US AG Eric Holder ( who admits he is the subject of racial profiling) said so.  

President Barack Obama will make a statement later. He is expected to say: "The police is ALWAYS wrong and if I had a brother, he'd be living in a hut on Kenya...oops, scratch that: He'd look like Suge, except 40 pounds lighter, not as dark, no beard, with bigger ears and sans the jewelry." *

"It's disappointing that we as a society can't have fun or enjoy ourselves without any altercations sometimes," Brown tweeted after the shooting.

In 1996, Knight was in the car with Tupac Shakur when the rapper was fatally shot in Las Vegas.

When contacted by USA TODAY, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said no report has been released yet and the investigation is ongoing, Deputy Jeff Gordonsays.

*But whatever the sheriff says, the media and Obama will not believe it.*  

*A portion of the above is satire. Can you tell which part? And of course, SC Political Digest wishes Suge the best, and a speedy recovery.